Total darkness that doesn't press into your eyes or slide off when you roll. Engineered in the open — benchmarked head-to-head against the market's best.
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Prototype v1 · testing in progressFinal product photography to follow
If you sleep on your side, you already know
So the moment you roll onto your side, the thing that was supposed to give you total darkness turns into the reason you're awake at 3am. Sound familiar?
Flat masks gap where your nose meets the pillow — so the streetlight, the sunrise, or your partner's phone still gets in.
Roll onto your side and the mask pushes into your eyeball. You wake up with blurry vision and creases across your face.
Cheap fabric traps heat against your face until you rip it off in your sleep and lose the darkness anyway.
That scriiitch of velcro against your pillow every time you move — and the strap that slides off by morning.
What we're building
Everyone claims "side-sleeper comfort." The 1-star reviews at every price point say nobody delivers it. Here's the build we're testing to fix that — in this order:
Straight talk: our samples are still in testing. These are the specs we're chasing, not finished claims. Founders get a vote on the final build — that's the whole point of joining now.
Prototype v1 · contoured cupsIn testing — not the final product
Prototype v1 · strap & buckleIn testing — not the final product
Benchmarked against the market's best
No spin. These are our in-progress findings from real nights and bench tests — the honest baseline the founder kit has to beat before we'd ever ask you to buy it.
| Mask | Blackout | On your side | Where it falls short |
|---|---|---|---|
| The $39 premium mask | ~95% light blocked | Lifts & gets uncomfortable | Great blackout, but rides up on your side and is basically impossible on your stomach. |
| The volume best-seller | ~90% coverage | Better than the $39 | Feels nicer on your face and side-sleeps better — but leaves a small gap at the nose. |
| Testing is ongoing and we'll keep updating. We won't claim our mask beats these until it wins the gauntlet on camera — that's a promise, and it's why this is a waitlist and not a checkout. | |||
I sleep on my side, and I got tired of masks that don't. Right now I'm doing this the unglamorous way: I bought the best-reviewed masks on the market and I score them every single morning — light leaks, pressure on the eyes, how they hold up when you roll over. Factory samples are on my desk being measured with calipers. Nothing goes to the founder batch until it beats the best of them on camera. That's the deal, and the first 100 people on this list get to hold me to it.
— JhanSide sleeper · building the Blackout Kit in the open
A study published in Sleep — summarized by Harvard Health — found that wearing an eye mask overnight improved people's next-day alertness and memory compared with sleeping exposed to light. Darkness isn't a luxury. It's leverage on tomorrow.
Greco et al., 2023, Sleep (PMC9995773), via Harvard Health. General finding about eye masks — not a claim about this product. Not medical advice.What you lock by joining today
Joining the waitlist is free and reserves these — if the concept passes our validation and the batch goes live. No payment now.
You're joining a waitlist, not buying a mask. We'll email you first if the batch goes live — you decide then.
That's the risk reversal we intend to launch with. We can't make it an active promise yet — because nothing's for sale yet — but it's the standard we're holding the product to before we'd ask for a dollar.
Straight answers
Free to join. Nothing due today. Just first access — and your $24 founder price — if it goes live.